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Please Remind Me.

Please Remind Me.

It’s just November.

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Have You Seen This?

Have You Seen This?

I was on a panel! I was on a panel!

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I’m Glad I’m Not a Rock.

I’m Glad I’m Not a Rock.

I touch no one and no one touches me.

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One Thing Before 40.

One Thing Before 40.

I was going to do 40 things before I turn 40. Now I’m just going to do one.

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Dinnertime Blues.

Dinnertime Blues.

The blackened chicken with tomato-corn saute was a delicious pain in my ass. The frozen pizza was a pale imitation of the real thing. After only two days I’m over my commitment to cooking dinner daily. Can’t we just get takeout instead?
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Ebb and Flow.

Ebb and Flow.

Five years later and I still don’t know how to do this.