Confusion.

Remember on Friday when I said to come back here today, Monday, for a guest post and that I’d be guest posting for someone else?

Yeah, that’s tomorrow.  Tuesday.  I lied to you.  Unintentionally, of course.

I’m participating in a blog swap tomorrow wherein someone posts here, I post somewhere else and that person posts somewhere in one long blog chain (obviously there are more than 3 of us, or it would be a short chain).  Sounds fun right?  Let’s just hope the other participants remember it’s tomorrow and not today.

I received an email from my poster last night giving me my link for Tuesday and I looked at the calendar to find that May 22nd is indeed Tuesday.  I thought it was Monday.  Here was my logic:  If Friday is the 19th and Saturday is the 20th and Sunday is the 21st, then Monday must be the 22nd.  Makes sense, right?  Except Friday was the 18th.  And Thursday was the 17th.

I distinctly recall being at work on Thursday and dating things the 18th.  That means I dated everything wrong on Thursday.  That lead me to wonder what I thought Wednesday was.  How far back have I been mis-dating things??

I set my alarm for 5:30 this morning so I could get up and work on the blog.  I didn’t get out of bed until 6:15. My relaxing weekend away has left me exhausted and the sky is so gray this morning it looks yellow. (I know that doesn’t make sense, but trust me, it’s true.)  This is all to say I still do not have this blog swap post done yet and it’s due up in 24 hours from now.  I better get crackin’.

As I was trying to drag myself from my half-asleep haze, I started wondering if there really were 2 days in a weekend.  I started to think maybe Sunday was a weekday.  Then I wasn’t sure what day it was at all.  Clearly I’m not at my best while still in bed.

And you know when you’re in bed and you’re half asleep and you hear something and you picture what the outside looks like in your head?  I heard a car drive by and I thought it was especially loud and I pictured this car racing down my street.  But I didn’t picture the street I live on, I pictured my old street, the one we moved from nearly 2 years ago.

And so, in conclusion, it has become apparent to me that I’m going to need a LOT of coffee to be able to function this morning.  The blog swap is tomorrow.  Tonight I’ll post for Yeah Write if I actually get that post done.

Thanks for indulging me in some nonsense this morning.  Happy Monday.

Edited to add:  I stopped at a bagel place to pick up an extra cup of coffee because my initial one, now nearly finished, wasn’t cutting it.  As I was exiting the car, it occurred to me that while I did remember to run back inside and grab a can of Pringles for my PMSy fat ass to munch on, I forgot to bring something for breakfast.  This is going to be quite a day.

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2 Responses to “Confusion.”

  1. Malina says:

    My only criticism is that you grabbed Pringles. Blech! Next time grab Lay’s Stax. Or, better yet, a chip sliced from actual potato (and not a fabrication of potato flakes and other starches) and pick up some Lay’s. The new flavors are divine, and you can feel a bit better about eating something a bit more reminiscent of real food.

    I feel it is important, before I hit “Publish”, to mention that I do work for Frito-Lay. So my opinions, while based on facts, are also biased :-P.

  2. Haha – shameless plug!! I love it!

    Honestly, I was walking through Walgreens picking up a few things for our road trip to Wildwood and there was this huge display. I couldn’t resist. I can’t remember the last time I bought Pringles. We rarely have chips in our house (mostly for parties or the odd craving) so it was a treat. They are kind of nasty actually. Didn’t stop me from dumping the crumbs down my gullet straight from the tube though.

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