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Better Way Love – A Review

Better Way Love – A Review

My skin is so dry. How dry is it? Well, it’s dry like saltine crackers. Dry like an overcooked turkey. Dry like unbuttered toast. Dry like Death Valley. Dry like… you get the point. As you can imagine, to combat this dryness, I use a lot of lotion. Finding good ones can be a challenge. Sometimes they smell funny or they’re greasy or they just don’t even work. Who wants to spend money on lotion that they’ll hate? Not me. With Spring *finally* here, it’s time to start shedding layers. I know it’s flip-flop weather for some of you...
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Waste Not, Want Not.

Waste Not, Want Not.

A story in 42 words.

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Home Sweet Home.

Home Sweet Home.

Maybe I can go home again, but perhaps I shouldn’t.

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Orange Is The New Identity Theft.

Orange Is The New Identity Theft.

It looks like I’m going to have to go shopping for new clothes in the very near future. I decided to revive this old post about one of the last times I had to visit a retail establishment to procure appropriate clothing. Shopping is a very dangerous affair, you guys. This was originally posted on December 24, 2013. As someone who is simultaneously lazy, fat, and cheap, my clothes simply must last. I hate shopping. All that walking around, trying stuff on, it’s too much. I don’t like paying money for new clothing in a size I don’t want to be. I need...
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Down With Decorations!

Down With Decorations!

I don’t care if you call me a party pooper.